Cycle 5, Episode 5: "The Girl Who Gets a Boob Job"
The models have gotten a single digital camera in the house to share. How sad is it that this is the only source of stimulation they’re allowed?
Some of them want to take a topless photo. Ok.
Kim looks like a goober at summer camp.
And this is the end of their digital camera time.
Lisa has been running her mouth about how she’s a fashion expert. She tries to give the other contestants pointers through her slurred speech BECAUSE she has a stockpile of booze and cigarettes in her room.
The models have a lesson with Mr. Jay and Twiggy on how to turn negatives into positives. Twiggy was much smaller and thinner than other models when she was coming up. But she became the “it girl”.
The contestants have to anonymously give feedback on each other’s pros and cons. Why? You know at least one person’s going to get upset and cry.
Someone writes that Kim has an “untoned ass and love handles”. Lisa is proud to admit she wrote that.
To make matters worse, Jay then calls Kim over so he can squeeze her ass.
🙅🏻♂️This is not ok, Mr. Jay! 🙅🏻♂️
Coryn gets told she’s too skinny and muscular (again by Lisa).
Afterward, Coryn and Lisa exchange words while they’re both wearing sunglasses indoors.
For their mini challenge with Miss J, they have to direct a photographer to take two photos of themselves: one where they flaunt their negative quality determined the day before and one hiding it.
“Flaunt” and “hide” are such weird terminology. “Flaunt” usually has a positive connotation, but I think they’re actually trying to make the “flaw” look worse. And then “hide” is covering up their imperfection.
Kyle wins with her short neck.
She looks so much like Jessica Simpson with dark hair.
Kyle wins a spa day with Coryn and Kim where they talk about how Lisa looks old and is an alcoholic.
For this week’s photoshoot, they have to pose as plastic surgery victims.
Their photographer is Janice Dickinson.
She makes her presence known.
Janice hangs out behind the scenes with all the models. She and Bre kiss on the lips.
She sits on Kyle’s lap.
She makes Lisa’s cry.
Diane’s crying because her boobies are strapped down.
This set is chaos.
At panel, they bring up how Mr. (sometimes problematic) Nigel used to be a model himself.
Yum!
Although the photoshoot concept was weird, a lot of the photos look good.
My favorites are:
And look at this beauty.
Bre ends up in the bottom two. Why? Diane is the other person and she gets sent home.
Diane has had a pretty successful modeling career after the show. She was signed with Wilhelmina Models New York and has modeled a ton of lingerie and swimwear.
Like come on!
According to an Instagram that could or could not really be hers, Lady D is a Child of God and an esthetician. Slay, Lady D!
Thanks for reading and I hope to see you back here for Cycle 5, Episode 6! Someone steals someone else’s secret. If you’re not already, be sure to subscribe to get added to my newsletter.
Fierce and love,
P